Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Fishy Wife

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."" If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Enjoyable reading. Great Blog! Thanks,
Fishin Dog

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Anonymous said...

You Darn Right! Women Are A Big Help When Us Guys "Dont Know Our Own *** From A Hole In The Ground!"

Anonymous said...

Attn capt dick;
I seen a lady in a courthouse who had been cited for fishin without a license. She told the judge "I was holding the rod for my son while he used the Bathroom on board". The judge understood, let her go, and said "mrs., if you did'nt have any bait on the hook, you were'nt really fishin". Honest, I was there.
Loowie